
It was my birthday on Tuesday. Ryan sent me a huge thing of 33 pink
roses from wherever
he is.
One for every year that I have trudged on this miserable planet. Yikes!
Hi
birthday depression!

Then we went out for lunch at work. Jesse was like, "Order the craziest
thing on the menu!"
So I got
something called like, "Angel Martini" or something, which was
basically chopped up
fish and crunchies served in a
martini glass. Wacky! But actually really good.

Fish-egg rainbow!

Ugh. Continuing in the grand tradition of seafood that freaks me the
fuck out, say hello to a
plateful of my worst nightmare.

Jesse likes to make me eat scary food (see the disastrous crab-claw
incident circa a few month
ago). So he decided that I had to eat a baby octopus. Particularly this
guy. Grossitating!!
(PS: For the few of you out there who may be unfamiliar with my eating
habits, I have an extreme
aversion to eating anything with an exoskeleton and/or more than four
legs. It's just not cool.)

I really couldn't do it. I wasn't faking to be funny. Every time the
chopsticks neared my face zone
I would jerk away uncontrollably and making gasping noises that Jesse
described as "rapey."
It took forever to psych myself up. I just wanted to get it over with!
So finally:

He stuck it in. Ha ha ha! I think I blacked out for a second.

All the aftermath pictures are blurry because I was twitching around so
much.

I tried to chew fast and just swallow it all but it was so gross and
rubbery it wouldn't go down!!!
I almost spit it out but I soldiered on.

It tasted like rubberbands dipped in vinegar. And oh yeah, not such a
fan of vinegar either!

I swear I could feel all those chewed up little tiny rubber suction
cups as they slithered down my
throat. Guhhh.

That's right. Laugh it up, guys.

Thanks to everyone for being so nice to me! Oh and thanks to Patrick
for capturing the whole
octopus ordeal on film!

Later in the evening, after my stomach settled, har har, Jen and Lez
took me out for pedis.
"Jappy Birthday" to me, hahaha! UGH. Kill
me.

It was so fun! Thanks for the hello kitty bandaids and fancy hair stuff
too!
xoxo

Not too shabby.