This is the most amazing thing I've ever gotten. I'm pretty sure. It
was kind of overwhelming. I am including it here in its entirety
because I
still can't believe someone would take the time to make something like
this for a loser like me.

Read this and be bowled over.

So, yeah, it's a calendar full of cartoons of me. And he drew me
skinny! That's the best part.

My dream birthday party.

He took out mondays for me. And there's Garfield in my birthday
square--our birthday square
actually! We were born on the same day.

Wow!!! Beautiful.

An army of bunnies killing scary lobsters for me.

What's this? Oh, no big deal, just my halloween costumes from the past
three years (Ben Cho,
cat lady, $1.99 witch hat).

OMG, cute!!!

I would very much like to go sledding on smile mountain with my penguin
and panda friends.
How did he know???

Whatcha doin'? Oh nothing, just making a giant snow sculpture of The
Cute Show intro-cat!
(ps: which is Tara's awesome
creation!)

March: Partying with leprechauns, wearing my #1 favorite t-shirt.

If this calendar had come with a wedding ring I would have said yes!
Who are you, Tony Ochre!?!?
I could cry.