Soundtrack: "Hey Hey Girls" - Ike and the Vines
Happy birthday Brillz!!! I'm such a sucky photographer I missed the boob flashing. Got 'em right
on the rebound. Man, I suck!
Ramona the cake stealer
Me and Lez got Jen a Hitachi Magic Wand, a.k.a. the gift that keeps on giving! Actually Jen got like
FOUR vibrators for her birthday. What a lucky lady! Me and Lesley got into a fight over whether
the Magic Wand is "the Cadillac of vibrators" or "the Rolls Royce of vibrators." But then we decided
to just call it "Holy shit I love you."
Ah, old-school Ben and Lez shenanigans...
Then Lesley invited me to go to the Maritime Hotel holiday party even though I don't work there
anymore. I'm honorary! So we had a reunion at the Bowery Bar with Melanie, Cris and the dude
who replaced me.
Holiday office parties are so weird.
Oh hey. I'm a bit late with this but I finally saw Borat. I dunno, everyone else thought it was hilarious
but I was disturbed! Maybe I'll like it more the second time. Kinda like the first time I saw Heavy
Metal Parking Lot. It made me feel gross and bad-acid-trippy at first, but then it became my favorite.
I'm slow to come around sometimes. I'm a sensitive flower. (I was scared of E.T. when I first saw it
too. Ditto the Muppets. Man, I'm a wuss.)
P.S. My mom wants to see Borat because she read in People that Sacha Baron Cohen is an
Orthodox Jew. (Is he really?) I told her she wouldn't like it.