Soundtrack: "Heartbeat (It's A Lovebeat)" - The Defranco Family

Emily is due in September. She had a baby shower on a lovely Saturday afternoon. It was the
first baby shower I've ever been to. I liked it!

Here's me and Lesley in our total dream house. Seriously, Judi and Jeff's house is fucking incredible.
I have a total house-crush on it. Look at all their rad stuff!!!

Dream toys.

I don't know what these are but I love them. [Update: Thanks to Aidan from Toronto for informing
me that these are vintage McDonald's Hamburglars! I grew up in a family that kept kosher so I'm
kinda out of the loop on these things.]

Taxidermy squirrel, no big deal.

I would like to live my life on this shelf.

I wanna go on a thrifting road trip so bad. Anyone have a car and wanna go?

Boner!

Karen Carpenter, Jesus, and Keeva. That's good people.

Carrie made a dreamcatcher mobile to put over the baby's crib. She was worried about it though.
She goes, "Do you think maybe it's a little too Blair Witch for a baby?" Hmm, what do you think?

Emily loved it though. She loved all her presents...

See? There's an expression of utter contentment if ever I saw one.

Judi makes some mean corn.

And she also made a watermelon whale filled with melon balls and little plastic babies! I'm dying.

The sweetest backyard in Brooklyn.

There was sprinkler fun.

Aw, Boner jumped around in the sprinkler and got wet.