Soundtrack: "That Time" - Regina Spektor

I miss Ryan! Come back, Ryan!

Hey! Meet my exciting new friend Jesse. He is kinda maybe the best
ever?

Me and my exciting new friend Jesse went to see Regina Spektor. See her
in the background there?
It was pretty sweet. The very first song she sang was "Carbon
Monoxide," which is my favorite.
Don't tell anyone, but I got emotional.

Speaking of emotional, I just found out that Lucky Star, my one and
only baby kitty who I've had
for 10 years, has developed diabetes--which is fucked up cuz I'm
diabetic too. Is it contagious or
something? Anyway, I'm pretty sad and freaked out about it. I have to
give her insulin shots and it's
scary. If anyone has had any experience with diabetic kitties and wants
to offer me any words of
encouragement and assurance that everything's gonna be just fine,
please email me. But please, only
tell me positive stuff, I can't handle any more bad news right now.

My poor little baby.

Big sigh... Anyway! Back to the fun. The other night I dropped by the
Fish on a whim. Hadn't been
there in forevs. Apparently not much has changed.

Forgive me father, for being late to do the door at Sway last week. I
had a reeeeeeally good excuse.
Please don't fire me!

Holy shit, what the fuck are you eating, Merks?? Gross-itating!

Regular faces...

Cabbage Patch Kids faces!

Hey look! This guy again! (Shhh. I think he's stalking me.)
Arrrrr, it's drivin' me nuts.