Soundtrack: "The East Side of Town" by Melinda Marx
"Come on down to the east side of town/
That's where the people are always gay/
And laughter rings to the break of day."



Terence is one of my favorite artists. He is fully nanners. He has his own space now and had an opening
that was supposed to be an homage to the back room of the Cock, everyone's favorite seedy homo
bar that closed recently. So there was the big neon cock sign and then when you went inside it was
pitch black and there were naked guys wandering around. Just like the back room of the Cock!
(or so I am told.)



Every homo in the world was there. As was an unwelcome ew-yr-weird hula hoop guy
and his buddy (get ready):



Exposed-balls hula hoop guy! EWWWW! Ha ha ha!



Tim was into it. Bill, not so much.
All the straights were hanging out across the street, observing from afar.



While the gays were laughing it up all over the goddamn block!



Of course the cops came, so everyone just bought beer and went to a house party.



Waazzzaaaap!



Somehow I ended up back at Terence's thing. Inside the back room were many unusual things.



Such as a sleeping chef covered in hello kittys.



Dontcha wanna poke him?